Are we the only ones who are seized with dread anytime we see the headline of an interview with TV presenter and red carpet fixture, Denrele Edun? You just know for certain that he will say the very first thing that pops into his head, and itâ€™s not always the smartest thing.
Like todayâ€™s interview with The Punch. Or maybe itâ€™s understandable. When youâ€™ve been called gay for so long, and someone asks you about marriage you overcompensate. Call this the first in our new series: The Weird Interviews of Denrele Rajeev Edun .
Denreleâ€™s wife, in his own words:
1.â€œShe has just got to have a flat tummy.â€
yea yea sure
2.â€œShe has just got to have long legs.â€
That means I must be tall. Hmm ok
3.â€œShe has just got to have a slim figure.â€
4.â€œI need a woman who will like me for who I am: a weirdo.â€
5.â€œI need a woman who will not try to change me because she will never succeed.â€
6.â€œShe must be neat.â€
7.â€œShe must be the type that wears clean underwear.â€
Who doesnâ€™t wear clean underwear
8. â€œShe must be ready to wear high-heeled shoes all the time like me.â€
Aww thatâ€™s me you talking about. lol
9.â€œThe woman I will say, â€œYes I doâ€ to must not be afraid to flaunt her sexuality.â€
Well I am straight. Is that okay?
10.â€œI mean, if a man doesnâ€™t look at my lady, there is something wrong somewhere.â€
Yes o, something must be wrong somewhere. Donâ€™t worry I am a head tuner.
11.â€œSo, she must be a head turner.â€
I am one already.
12. â€˜â€™She must be able to cook because I like good foodâ€™â€™.
Oh cook. Yes I can cook but not like 3times a day. No way, we need to work.
13. â€œImportantly, the lady that I will give the wedding ring should have a wild streak because I wake up every morning with a loud shout.â€
No I wake up every morning to loud music. That should serve as my shout really?
14. â€œI expect my ideal woman to do the same.â€
Yea you got the music.
15. â€˜â€™I like my woman to have a reading habit.â€
Reading habit? Not anymore, may be my blog will serve as that. Lol
16. â€œShe must be in love with books.â€
Aww books, I already told you my BLOG
17. â€œShe should be able to talk because I am a chatterbox.â€
18. â€œShe mustâ€¦â€
Yes, say what you need!!!!
I donâ€™t get you oooo
by HauwaÂ Gambo
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